Dateline Washington: Now in our
21st Year of Dishing the Dirt!
Hop aboard Scandal Tours® for a
witty & irreverent guided tour of the sites that have made Washington the
scandal capital of the world.
Since 1988, Scandal Tours® has
been hosted by the critically acclaimed comedy troupe, Gross National Product®
(GNP). We lampoon the highlights of the lowlifes as you roll by Washington’s
"comic monuments" in the comfort of an air-conditioned bus.
Scandal Tours® is world famously
funny and has been featured on TV, radio, and in newspapers and magazines
around the globe.
Whether vacationing or on business, you’ll enjoy a ride on
Scandal Tours®... the best "entourtainment" in town!
Join the whistle-blowing
Scandal Tour. You’ll visit:
• The White House: GNP finds more than skeletons
lurking in the presidential coat closets!
• The Old Executive Office
Building: Behind this stately facade next
to the White House, Ollie North and Fawn Hall shredded their way into history.
• K Street: Lobby some perks from Jack Abramoff with Bob Ney.
• The Tidal Basin: Here, former Congressman Wilbur Mills and stripper Fannie
Fox took a moonlight skinny-dip.
• The Watergate: Tricky Dick and the rest of those creeps bungled a
break-in of the Democrats’ headquarters here.
• The Capitol: Rita and John Jenrette did more than dance in the moonlight
here - you can "bank" on the Capitol always being a scandal site. Just ask your
Congressperson! Or perhaps you can compare pages with Mark Foley, or ask
Scooter Libby if Dick’s really to "plame".
• Gary Hart’s Townhouse: Donna Rice became a political show-stopper here with her
backdoor debut for the Miami Herald.
• The Supreme Court: Where Clarence Thomas had an up-"Hill" battle! Find out
why it is the highest court in the land.
• The Vista Hotel: Where Rasheda "bitch-set-me-up" Moore helped nab "Mayor-for-Life"
Marion Barry with a crack pie in his mouth.
• Union Station: Rumored to be on Senator Larry "Craig’s List" of favorite
places to play "footsie".
Plus many, many more perfectly
scandalous locations!
The Word on Scandal Tours:
"Act-a-likes reenact Washington’s
inglorious past" - Life Magazine
"The hottest tour in Washington." -
Glamour Magazine
"Brilliant... if they’d only open
in Stockholm." - Aftonbladet (Stockholm, Sweden Daily)
"First rate" - The London
Observer
"A hilarious journey that is fast
becoming a sensation among Washington’s inner circle." - UPI
"Very funny. Well, worth the time
and money." - TripAdvisor.com
"Leave the kids at home, skip the
Lincoln Memorial, and take a Scandal Tour of Washington." - Associated Press
"If touring’s your thing, there’s
a beauty just waiting for you in Washington D.C." - Entertainment Tonight
"The good stuff... the real
Washington." - Baltimore Sun
"1 and 1/2 hours of pure
voyeurism." - Paul Harvey, ABC Radio
"Very, very funny." - Nippon
Japanese Television
"For a visiting Briton, the
strangest thing about Gross National Product is how its members get away with
it without being sued — or executed." - Telegraph.co.uk
Details:
Tickets are $30 for adults, $25
seniors and $20 for students. This tour is Rated PG. Reservations are required
by calling (202) 783-7212 or using the form below. Note: If you book
via the form below or via email,
you
must also receive subsequent confirmation of availability
either
verbally
or
via
email
to
be
certain
your
tour is booked. Space is limited. Visa, MasterCard and Discover accepted
(or contact
us for other accepted forms of payment).
The pickup location for the Scandal Tour is near the Old Post Office
Pavillion 1100 Pennsylvania Ave NW.
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The tour boards at 1 PM on
Saturdays from April Fools Day throughout the summer until Labor Day Weekend.
Remember, reservations are a MUST.
Your tour guide continues to be a founding member of the
comedy group Gross National Product who highlights the lowlifes in this
hysterical and historical romp of the scandals from George Washington to George
W. Recently added "Scooter Libby" pardon! Group rates are available to GNP’s
regularly scheduled shows and tours.
GNP has been a favorite among
meeting planners, conventions and special events since 1989. We have entourtained
top 500 corporations, associations, non profit organizations and special
events. As The Washington Post has said, "GNP has been a mainstay that
has been a hilarious inside the beltway attraction . . . keeping you grinning
from year to year." For private bookings of GNP’s show, tour, or impersonators,
please contact
us.
*Scandal Tours is not affiliated with any site
or commercial location as presented from the tour. All stops are public
locations and liability applies while on the bus.
GNP and Scandal Tours are not responsible for any injury or damages while
on this tour. The bus is fully licensed and insured while on the bus. Passengers
leaving the bus during the tour do so at their own risk.
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