Scandal Tours™

Dateline Washington: The Bus(h) Rides Again!

UpDate Washington: Scandal Tours Return July 5th!

Hop aboard Scandal Tours™ for a witty & irreverent guided tour of the sites that have made Washington the scandal capital of the world.

Scandal Tours™ is hosted by the critically acclaimed comedy troupe, Gross National Product™ (GNP), who lampoon the highlights of the lowlifes as you roll by Washington's "comic monuments!"

Scandal Tours™ is world famously funny and has been featured on TV, radio, and in newspapers and magazines around the globe.

Whether vacationing or on business, you'll enjoy a ride on Scandal Tours™... the best "entourtainment" in town!

Join the whistle-blowing Scandal Tour. You'll visit:

• The White House: GNP finds more than skeletons lurking in the presidential coat closets!

• The Old Executive Office Building: Behind this stately facade next to the White House, Ollie North and Fawn Hall shredded their way into history.

• K Street: Lobby some perks from Jack Abramoff with Bob Ney.

• The Tidal Basin: Here, former Congressman Wilbur Mills and stripper Fannie Fox took a moonlight skinny-dip.

• The Watergate: Tricky Dick and the rest of those creeps bungled a break-in of the Democrats' headquarters here.

• The Capitol: Rita and John Jenrette did more than dance in the moonlight here - you can "bank" on the Capitol always being a scandal site. Just ask your Congressperson! Or perhaps you can compare pages with Mark Foley, or ask Scooter Libby if Dick's really to "plame".

• Gary Hart's Townhouse: Donna Rice became a political show-stopper here with her backdoor debut for the Miami Herald.

• The Supreme Court: Where Clarence Thomas had an up-"Hill" battle! Find out why it is the highest court in the land.

• The Vista Hotel: Where Rasheda "bitch-set-me-up" Moore attempted a tryst with Marion "mayor-for-life" Barry.

• Union Station: Rumored to be on Senator Larry "Craig's List" of favorite places to play "footsies".

Plus many, many more!

The Word on Scandal Tours™:

"Act-a-like reenact Washington's inglorious past" - Life Magazine

"The Hottest Tour in Washington." - Glamour Magazine

"Brilliant... if they'd only open in Stockholm." - Aftonbladet (Stockholm Sweden Daily)

"First Rate." - The London Observer

"A hilarious journey that is fast becoming a sensation among Washington's inner circle." - UPI

"Leave the kids at home, skip the Lincoln Memorial, and take a Scandal Tour of Washington." - Associated Press

"If touring's your thing, there's a beauty just waiting for you in Washington D.C." - Entertainment Tonight

"The good stuff... the real Washington." - Baltimore Sun

"1 and 1/2 hours of pure voyeurism." - Paul Harvey, ABC Radio

"Where GNP's cast members re-create the highlights and the lowlifes." - Washington Post

"Very, very funny." - Nippon Japanese Television

Tickets are $30 for adults, $25 seniors and $20 for students. This tour is Rated PG. Reservations are required by calling (202) 783-7212 or using the form below (you must receive confirmation of availability either verbally or via email); space is limited. Visa, MasterCard and Discover accepted (or contact us for other accepted forms of payment).

The new pickup location for the Scandal Tour is near the Old Post Office Pavillion 1100 Pennsylvania Ave NW.

The tour boards at 1 PM on Saturdays from July 5, 2008 throughout the rest of the summer until Labor Day Weekend, September 1st. Remember, reservations are a MUST.

Your tour-guide continues to be a founding member of the comedy group Gross National Product who highlights the lowlifes in this hysterical and historical romp of the scandals from George Washington to George W. Recently added "Scooter Libby" pardon! Group rates are available to GNP's regularly scheduled shows and tours.

GNP has been a favorite among meeting planners, conventions and special events since 1989. We have enTOURtained top 500 corporations, associations, non profit organizations and special events. As the Washington Post has said, "GNP has been a mainstay that has been a hilarious inside the beltway attraction . . . keeping you grinning from year to year." For private bookings of GNP's show, tour, or impersonators, please call 202-783-7212.

^*Scandal Tours is not affiliated with any site or commercial location as presented from the tour. All stops are public locations and liability applies while on the bus. GNP and Scandal Tours are not responsible for any injury or damages while on this tour. The bus is fully licensed and insured while on the bus. Passengers leave the bus during the tour at their own risk.