Dateline
Washington:
Now in our
third decade of Dishing the Dirt! As
seen in the USA Today Travel Section.
Washington,
DC September 6, 2011: Gross National Product comedy group's infamous
whistle blowing "Scandal Tours" which highlights the lowlifes, introduced
new sites on Labor Day Weekend
.
The updated
bus tour originates from the Ben Franklin Statue (one of our "fondling" fathers)
in front of the Old Post Office Pavilion, 1100 Pennsylvania Avenue NW,
Washington, DC 20004.
And what a banner year it has
been for scandals! With News Corporation in the lead, there are plenty of
lies, hacking and cover-ups. News Corporation's Government Relations office
on North Capitol Street has been added as a permanent addition to the tour
hosted by the GNP Comedy group.
Also recently added is the Congressional
Gym where cyber porn star Anthony Wiener twittered his tweeter to the world.
We visit the infamous C Street House where holier-than-thou Senator
Ensign broke his marriage vows and his career.
Whether vacationing or on business, you’ll enjoy a ride on
Scandal Tours™... the best "entourtainment" in town!
Scandal Tours has been featured in the Times of London, The Daily Mail, The New York Post and other tabloids that would make Rupert proud as he hunkers deeper into his FOXhole.
We hope to see the media and any
unemployed federal workers after the aborted August 2nd shutdown for our
updated Scandal Tour.
Join the whistle-blowing
Scandal Tour. In addition to the above, you may also visit:
• The White House: GNP finds more than skeletons
lurking in the presidential coat closets!
• The Old Executive Office
Building: Behind this stately facade next
to the White House, Ollie North and Fawn Hall shredded their way into history.
• K Street: Lobby some perks from Jack Abramoff with Bob Ney.
• The Tidal Basin: Here, former Congressman Wilbur Mills and stripper Fannie
Fox took a moonlight skinny-dip.
• The Watergate: Tricky Dick and the rest of those creeps bungled a
break-in of the Democrats’ headquarters here.
• The Capitol: Rita and John Jenrette did more than dance in the moonlight
here - you can "bank" on the Capitol always being a scandal site. Just ask your
Congressperson! Or perhaps you can compare pages with Mark Foley, or ask
Scooter Libby if Dick’s really to "plame".
• Gary Hart’s Townhouse: Donna Rice became a political show-stopper here with her
backdoor debut for the Miami Herald.
• The Supreme Court: Where Clarence Thomas had an up-"Hill" battle! Find out
why it is the highest court in the land.
• The Vista Hotel: Where Rasheda "bitch-set-me-up" Moore helped nab "Mayor-for-Life"
Marion Barry with a crack pie in his mouth.
• Union Station: Rumored to be on Senator Larry "Craig’s List" of favorite
places to play "footsie".
Plus many, many more perfectly
scandalous locations!
The Word on Scandal Tours:
"Act-a-likes reenact Washington’s
inglorious past" - Life Magazine
"The hottest tour in Washington." -
Glamour Magazine
"Brilliant... if they’d only open
in Stockholm." - Aftonbladet (Stockholm, Sweden Daily)
"First rate" - The London
Observer
"A hilarious journey that is fast
becoming a sensation among Washington’s inner circle." - UPI
"Very funny. Well, worth the time
and money." - TripAdvisor.com
"Leave the kids at home, skip the
Lincoln Memorial, and take a Scandal Tour of Washington." - Associated Press
"If touring’s your thing, there’s
a beauty just waiting for you in Washington D.C." - Entertainment Tonight
"The good stuff... the real
Washington." - Baltimore Sun
"1 and 1/2 hours of pure
voyeurism." - Paul Harvey, ABC Radio
"Very, very funny." - Nippon
Japanese Television
"For a visiting Briton, the
strangest thing about Gross National Product is how its members get away with
it without being sued — or executed." - Telegraph.co.uk
Tickets:
Book your group for a
special tour or other special event. Group rates are available
to GNP’s
regularly scheduled shows and tours.
GNP has been a favorite among
meeting planners, conventions and special events since 1989. We have entourtained
top 500 corporations, associations, non profit organizations and special
events. As The Washington Post has said, "GNP has been a mainstay that
has been a hilarious inside the beltway attraction . . . keeping you grinning
from year to year." For private bookings of GNP’s show, tour, or impersonators,
please contact
us or use the form below.
*Scandal Tours is not affiliated with any site
or commercial location as presented from the tour. All stops are public
locations and liability applies while on the bus.
GNP and Scandal Tours are not responsible for any injury or damages while
on this tour. The bus is fully licensed and insured while on the bus. Passengers
leaving the bus during the tour do so at their own risk.
